Unknown dangers lurk in a world hostile
Strange men hanging ‘round, they’re probably pedophiles
It is your duty to protect your child, the little cherubim
Bend to each tantrum, frozen yogurt, indulge their every whim
This world can be so cruel, think of the children
Save them from the obscene
We must hover over, helicopter-like
To keep their souls pristine
Watch what sites they surf, keep them safe from smut
Violence is A-OK, Sexuality is not
It is your duty to protect your child, the little cherubim
Bend to each tantrum, frozen yogurt, indulge their every whim
We gave them life’s breath, swore we'd protect, perfect angels sent from Heaven
Given boundaries like a prison, they’ll never know what they're missing