Let Them Eat HFCS

from by Ichabod Crane

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What’s in grocery baskets sends them to their caskets
Their jaws chew but barely keep pace
They yearn for such sweetness
The gods shall now witness an end to this gluttonous race
This drug is not snorted, it’s gobbled and hoarded
Its use is pervasive and sick
Production is dirt cheap to satisfy the plebes
Grown so fat they can’t find their pricks
Industry subsidized, poisonous compromise
Healthy food they despise, diabetic - a surprise
The price of man, the weregild paid, not with cash but a buffet
Eat all you can until you’re stuffed, drown in a sea of corn syrup
Congress-funded, a harvest fit for animals, fattening you up
Please ignore the blood-stained walls
It’s wonderful, how your meat turns to lard
Bones ground up for me once you’re dead and charred
Pacified, mellified, not quite dead, not alive
Led to the abattoirs, camouflaged as corner stores


from CONSUMER, released November 9, 2013




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