I Dream of Weenie

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I, I dream of weenie all day long
I can't stop although I know it is wrong
Paid to legislate, but I can't wait ‘til I can masturbate
Bears don’t scare, nor chests with hair, I don’t discriminate
This hetero lifestyle’s all a sham
The things I imagine while I plow my wife’s can
GOP’s gay POV, the life I lead: no civil rights for thee
Closeted, paid by the Fed, libido fed by fantasy
I long for a Freddie Mercury, oh come free me from this drudgery
I, I dream of weenie all day long
Why else would I shout and say “Gay marriage is wrong"?

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from CONSUMER, released November 9, 2013

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